rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via iweounr)

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

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